Chaos will coalesce
Twenty-four. University Grad. Fiance. Michigander. Artist.
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Photo reblogged from this isn't happiness.
After 6 months breast milk no longer provides any additional benefits
Yeaaaah if you can remember WALKING up to your mom’s teat to breastfeed, that’s unfortunate. Not a memory I would wish to have. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about breastfeeding. Bottle it up. IMHO.
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I’ve been fed up lately, and I got stoned last night for the first time in a long, long time.
I ate a Reese’s McFlurry in my underwear while watching Bob’s Burgers in bed. Then, my fiance came in and touched me in some way, so I pretended to be a lobster. He was also stoned so he was laughing and trying to “put rubber bands” on my “claws”. I think I fell asleep after that.
This morning I am happy, well-rested, and am not giving any fucks.
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There is a rumor going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.Sir Terry Pratchett, The Daily Mail (U.K.), June 21, 2008 (via nonplussedbyreligion)
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Photo reblogged from PunkMonkSteven
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Photo reblogged from Searching for the Great Perhaps
and then you forget about it and it gets all over everything, most likely your face
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